Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
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