I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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