Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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