yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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