I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I supernannyed him into submission
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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