Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
This baby is an asshole
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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