You work out of a Hotel?
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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