party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
