whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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