I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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