i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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