I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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