No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
A+ Viking dick
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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