ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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