sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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