Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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