So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Every concussion has its silver lining
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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