"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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