Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
All I want is dick and wine.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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