Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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