I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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