Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
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