i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Welp...herpes.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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