did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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