White coat. Heels.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
My balls are so social today.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
My legs feel like baby dolphins
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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