do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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