so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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