i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Randomize
