I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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