We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Randomize
