Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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