Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Randomize
