Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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