are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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