what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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