i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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