# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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