Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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