and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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