dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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