My balls are so social today.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Randomize
