I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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