she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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