So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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