He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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