About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I have surprise drugs for everyone
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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