Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Nicole vs. Life
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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