Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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