talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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