There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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