O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
my being single is dangerous.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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