My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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